Fun Fall Days!

Little Girl Poopie Song

Loyal Listener Joe Padalino (Local Great Band Virgin Vinyl) gave me a copy of this great song he made called A Little Girl! I thought I'd share it with you...It's exactly what me and Ross are going through right now with this adorable STINKY girl. It's awesome...ENJOY!
It's all about Abby's poop excapades! Click here to listen!

Abby's Ready For Work!

Daddy's hard-hat! Ross is so proud...Precious!

Women's History Month

Abs is addicted to Dora Bandaids! She has them all over her arms and hands and now her feet. She gets one when she sleeps in her big girl bed all night! She's doing a great job staying in bed.

You know Mommy--I'm pretty loud and Abby talks so softly. So precious....

We're celebrating Women's History Month! I got this great email from WOBM Loyal Listener Marion in Toms River...

Enjoy!


MOTHERS

Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they
don't have time to make it.

Real Mothers know that their kitchen
utensils are probably in the sandbox.


Real Mothers often have sticky floors,
Filthy ovens and happy kids...

Real Mothers know that dried play dough
doesn't come out of carpets.


Real Mothers don't want to know what the
vacuum just sucked up.


Real Mothers sometimes ask 'Why me?'
and get their answer when a little voice says, 'Because I love
you best.'


Real Mothers know that a child's growth
is not measured by height or years or grade....It is marked by
the progression of Mommy to Mom to Mother...



The Images of Mother

4 YEARS OF AGE - My Mommy can do
anything!

8 YEARS OF AGE - My Mom knows a lot! A
whole lot!

12 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother doesn't
really know quite everything.

14 YEARS OF AGE - Naturally, Mother
doesn't know that, either.

16 YEARS OF AGE - Mother? She's
hopelessly old-fashioned.

18 YEARS OF AGE - That old woman?
She's way out of date!

25 YEARS OF AGE - Well, she might know a
little bit about it

35 YEARS OF AGE - Before we decide,
let's get Mom' s opinion.

45 YEARS OF AGE - Wonder what Mom would
have thought about it?

65 YEARS OF AGE - Wish I could talk it
over with Mom.

POOOPS!.....She Did It AGAIN!

Yep...Again right on the floor next to the diaper. She's trying so hard to go on the potty. She's just going pee in the potty..When she first started going on the potty she was always going poop, now it's pee. Yesterday was her 2 year old Well Check. She did excellent. Dr. B says she's in awesome shape. All Abby wanted the whole time we were there -- was a Yellow Lollipop or as Abs says it (LOTTIPOP). She's 30 lbs and 37" tall. WOW! We just can't get over that 30lb mark. Nice to see someone isn't chunky in the house.

Now it's time for the dentist for Abs. All her teeth are in and it's time. Do you think the dentist will give her a lollipop!? Maybe a toothbrush shaped like a lollipop. Her words are amazing right now. So sponge-like. Everything that bounces out of our mouth bounces into hers. Oh Boy! We have to clean OUR mouth out with soap.

Some of Abs favorite things these days......pink nail polish (it has to be pink), grapes, Yo GABBA GABBA (TV show, parents worst nightmare--if you've never seen it check it out on Nick Jr)----although lots of dancing and smiling on the show...i like that and she makes us her specialty "crazy fake pizza" with her kitchen.

Butt Dust?

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in
it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What
happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

Mommy's Little Girl

A great poem for the little loves of our lives...

Mommy's Little Girl
The Love I Felt when I brought you home,
was more than imagined, more than I've ever known.
I Gave you life, You gave us joy
We couldn't help wonder if you were a Girl or a Boy.
A beautiful blessing that's what you are, known as Daddy's Lil girl and Mommy's Lil star.
We'll follow your footsteps, try and catch you when you fall.
Walking side by side, we'll be there when you call.
You completed our family, you made us a whole. We made great parent's yes, that was our goal.
Someday you'll make a life of your own.
We'll always be behind you, you'll never be alone.
There's no greater love than that of a child, so innocent , so Lovely just makes you SMILE!
Mommy's Little Girl by Susan Bayona from Children Poems